United's Red Carpet Lounge is the perfect retreat from the mindless logistics of the Modern Airport. Witness one Paul Berman, calm and amiable, despite being surrounded by raving imbeciles:
Of course, the only thing more relaxing than the United Domestic Red Carpet Lounge is the United International Red Carpet Lounge. Imagine deep leather chairs, recessed lighting, a black granite bar, and a "quiet room" sealed off from the rest of the Traveling Elite.
And, if unforeseen events through a wrench in your travel plans, then United is there to make your delay as comfortable as possible. Right next door is the O'Hare Hilton, where you can rest in your free room and enjoy meal vouchers at the classy first-floor restaurant. Your delightful room may look something like:
Experience first-class accommodations with United. United: Not being on an airplane never felt so good.
Of course, the only thing more relaxing than the United Domestic Red Carpet Lounge is the United International Red Carpet Lounge. Imagine deep leather chairs, recessed lighting, a black granite bar, and a "quiet room" sealed off from the rest of the Traveling Elite.
And, if unforeseen events through a wrench in your travel plans, then United is there to make your delay as comfortable as possible. Right next door is the O'Hare Hilton, where you can rest in your free room and enjoy meal vouchers at the classy first-floor restaurant. Your delightful room may look something like:
Experience first-class accommodations with United. United: Not being on an airplane never felt so good.
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Another update, hopefully this one stays current.
Jared is flying out on United Airlines Flight 109 to LA.
He's leaving at 10:00AM Chicago time and will arrive in LA at 12:27 AM. (Translation for MIchiganders, he'll be in the air from 11:00AM to 3:27PM.) He's going to call and check in after that flight and give me the flight information from LAX to Kuala Lumpur (I'm having trouble finding it on the internet, and I have a headache, so I'm not looking very hard.) I'll post again when I know more.
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