We had two hours of mandatory training in our new problem/incident tracking system. I took random bits of speech from the instructor and made a surreal poem out of it. I strung the lines together and added my own punctuation:
this is my process flow wizard in orange:
i put in my summary, put in my notes.
you can go down as far as what you need.
nothing's broken, but you still need help (so)
let's have somebody claim it.
others of you may carve out a whole block (of)
reasons to use as to why
nobody dies without that.
i can also squeeze or widen the columns;
you'll notice this is integrate computer.
when you called you said you needed something
and just because. we are live (and)
i can still do all my classifications, categorizations.
a lot of guilt:
i know rebecca, that's the only reason.
What do you think, sirs?
4 comments:
Who the F*** is Rebecca?!
Kidding =) Love ya!
this is good found/poem/shits.
nice work sirs. nice works.
i likes.
A pretty strong cut-up.
That's beautiful. Especially the bit about how you can squeeze a column.
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